Super Brain Fart

screaming woman

Do you ever have one of those super brain fart moments that leaves you not knowing whether to scream, laugh, or cry? Of course you do! You are a human.

I had one of these WTF moments yesterday at work. I used the restroom. This is frequently one of my favorite times at work as it is nice to have some quality quiet time to yourself. After I flushed, I noticed a spot on my shirt. In a truly duh moment, I licked my finger and started rubbing the spot on the shirt. Then I had that rush of panic as I remembered that I had just flushed the toilet with that same hand. I immediately went flush and proceeded to wash my mouth out with soap.

Unfortunately, the damage is done. I doubt this painful trauma will ever fully leave my ruminating mind.

 

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