Do you ever have one of those super brain fart moments that leaves you not knowing whether to scream, laugh, or cry? Of course you do! You are a human.
I had one of these WTF moments yesterday at work. I used the restroom. This is frequently one of my favorite times at work as it is nice to have some quality quiet time to yourself. After I flushed, I noticed a spot on my shirt. In a truly duh moment, I licked my finger and started rubbing the spot on the shirt. Then I had that rush of panic as I remembered that I had just flushed the toilet with that same hand. I immediately went flush and proceeded to wash my mouth out with soap.
Unfortunately, the damage is done. I doubt this painful trauma will ever fully leave my ruminating mind.
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